The most successful people I know:
— Glowing Hyena (@albatrossdoomed) June 15, 2018
1. Have someone else bring them food at home
2. Hunt and eat moths
3. Get really into their friends’ butts
4. Sleep anywhere
5. Know if there’s a problem, it’s not their fault
6. Tend to only go by first names
7. Hide in planters
8. Have fur