The most successful people I know:

1. Have someone else bring them food at home
2. Hunt and eat moths
3. Get really into their friends’ butts
4. Sleep anywhere
5. Know if there’s a problem, it’s not their fault
6. Tend to only go by first names
7. Hide in planters
8. Have fur

— Glowing Hyena (@albatrossdoomed) June 15, 2018