BREAKING NEWS

The White House Gift Shop is
selling coronavirus commemorative coins.
"For only $125, you can remember the deaths of friends and family forever."
Flip this coin- Heads you die, tails you die...

Question:
How many of these morbid coins will you be ordering today? pic.twitter.com/xcYMEsXGM2

— Greg (@GregMolidor) April 29, 2020